You too can have the awesome, or possibly offensive, “Inflatable g*y Best Friend” from the UK supermarket chain Tesco. Sure Tesco put an asterisk in gay in case it might offend, but who wouldn’t want their own stereotypically gay doll. Best of all, it’s targeted at children ages 3-4, because if your kids’ pre-school friends haven’t come out yet, who else will be their gay best friend.
The product description is quite precious too. Referencing ‘Will & Grace’ and ‘Sex in the City’, both very current shows. Actually the description is pretty ridiculous.
Inflatable g*y Best Friend If SEX in the City and Will & Grace taught us anything, it’s that g*y best friends are in this season. We’ve had the manbag, we’ve had leg warmers and iPhone fever, now it’s time for the new craze. Although not much can be said for his own attire, your Inflatable g*y Best Friend is ready to give you fashion advice, tell you if your bum looks big and b**ch about everyone who doesn’t wear Jimmy Choo’s. He may be rather quiet, but one look at that smiling, Gary Lineker-esque face and you know what he’s thinking…”You go girlfriend!” Ready with an inflatable bunch of roses to cheer you up after any break up or bad day, your new g*y Best Friend will be at your side whenever you need a hug. An ideal gift for Hen Nights, Birthdays and Christmas stocking fillers, inflate your personality and kiss your worries goodbye with the Inflatable g*y Best Friend! Inflatable g*y Best Friend The Inflatable g*y Best Friend is an amusing gift, perfect for Hen par(ties)